martedì 6 marzo 2012
CUT! Vol 19
Doors: 7:30pm FREE
(film starts at 8pm sharp – NOBODY will be admitted once the film has started)
LISTEN UP FILM FREAKS! WELCOME TO CUT! THE FREE MONTHLY FILM CLUB FROM BIZARRE – THE GREATEST MAGAZINE ON EARTH!
Since CUT! launched in August 2010, we’ve made it our mission to screen EXCLUSIVE ADVANCE PREVIEWS of some of the most horrific, arty, and downright weird movies around – all accompanied by FREE BEER and with every attendee getting entered into a FREE PRIZE DRAW to win a goodie bag bulging with DVDs, plus a box of assorted BIZARRE crap we’ve found lying around the office.
The response has been nothing short of PHENOMENAL, in fact the CUT! Vol 6 exclusive preview screening of John Wayne Gacy serial killer flick THE LAST VICTIM was our first FULL HOUSE! SO JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT!
HERE ARE ALL THE JUICY DETAILS:
MOVIE: MOVIE: THE REVENANT – “A hilarious, gory zombiefest that’s guaranteed to become a cult classic!” RATING: 5 STARS.
Just when you thought living dead flicks had had every last bit of creativity sucked out of them, along comes a hilarious, gory zombiefest that’s guaranteed to become a cult classic!
The thoroughly twisted buddy movie sees a US soldier who’s been killed in Iraq, return from the grave and ask his best mate to help him discover why. Quicker than you can say “bite me!”, it’s deduced that the reanimated meat-bag needs a constant supply of fresh human blood to stop him decomposing.
As the duo become vigilantes preying on local criminals, the subsequent corpse-strewn chaos is executed at a breakneck pace. However, it’s the pals’ side-splitting banter that’s the major winning factor here. Mirroring the feature’s ever changing tone, the chitchat veers wildly between the tragic and the comic, with the latter really carrying events: brilliantly illustrated in a scene where a sex-aid is used to enable a severed head to speak. Think Bubba Ho-Tep meets Near Dark, and you’ll get an idea of what a crazy joyride The Revenant is.
You can wrap your eyeballs around the trailer at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xid_Y0uYnFs
This is an EXCLUSIVE, ADVANCE PREVIEW, as THE REVENANT isn’t released on DVD & Blu-ray until 2 APRIL. SEE IF FIRST AT CUT!
SCREENING DATE: Thursday 15 MARCH 2012
TIME: 7:30pm – 10:30pm (film starts at 8pm sharp – NOBODY will be admitted once the film has started)
ENTRY is TOTALLY FREE but STRICTLY LIMITED – GET THERE EARLY!
To get on the FREE GUEST-LIST, YOU MUST EMAIL our NEW EMAIL ADDRESS firstname.lastname@example.org no later than TUESDAY 13 MARCH.
DO NOT just click ‘attending’ on the CUT! Facebook page, as this WILL NOT GET YOU INTO THE SCREENING.
We will email you shortly before the event to confirm your place on the guest-list.
If for some reason you can no longer attend the event, can you please email email@example.com no later than TUESDAY 13 MARCH and let us know, so that we can allocate your seats to other people –because we always get more guest-list requests than we can cater for.
BIZARRE FILM EDITOR and your CUT! HOST: BILLY CHAINSAW.
As BIZARRE is giving you a night of free entertainment, on the night we’ll be collecting money for THE SOPHIE LANCASTER MEMORIAL FUND (find out more at www.sophielancasterfoundation.com). If you can, please give something to this good cause.